the dinner party

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 18-May-2006 10:07:13

"THE DINNER PARTY"
A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and
everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All
during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old
girl stared at the man sitting across from her. The girl
could hardly eat her food from staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted
his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring
at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally
it was too much for him. He asked her,
"Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the
table went quiet for her response.
The little girl said,
"I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 18-May-2006 14:54:40

haha

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 18-May-2006 17:48:48

Now, I must admit this took me a while. Ha, ha, ha!

Post 4 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 19-May-2006 2:37:54

Not one of your best in my view Carla! lol

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 20-May-2006 15:23:55

i didn't like it.